What Happened to My Princess?

A few years ago when I found out I was going to have a baby girl I was ecstatic. Visions of little pink dresses, baby dolls and tea parties danced through my head. Now, at 2 1/2 years old Lea Anna still loves pink dresses and dolls. She also loves digging in the dirt in her little pink dresses, and her baby dolls have suffered multiple traumas from being hurled to the ground along with other forms of general abuse. Burps are funny and farts are even more hilarious to her. Bugs are cool. Rocks and sticks are even cooler. I still have my little princess but she is the roughest, toughest, meanest thing I ever encountered. Oh yea, and she knows several synonyms for poop. "Turd" is her current favorite.