Christmas in L.A. (a crappy attempt at a poem by adrian wilson)

Christmas is right around the corner and you can see the whole neighborhood preparing for this joyous holiday. The street vendors have switched from selling incense, to selling santa hats. def jam records put out a christmas with snoop album. The local liquor store is having beer at half price this year and camels priced at a dollar a pack, while egg nogs price stays the same. Jack in the box put out an egg nog shake while the neighbors put a black santa on display. Gangsters stop shooting and switch to praying as if that act alone would save their ass. half the school starts ditching in a feeble attempt to get an extended vacation but the fun ends when the school retaliates by calling parents. Teachers in anticipation of the break hand out high credit assignments that if not done a student shall surely fail.