Adrian is Legal!
You can vote, be sued, enter into contracts and buy cigarettes (the latter isn't one you are likely to to consider a privilege unless you all of a sudden experience a massive loss of brain cells). And, your mom can no longer tell you what to do...however she is also not legally responsible for your choices : O
Happy 18th Birthday to a smart, funny and sweet (sorry - had to say it!) nephew.
If the KGB Convenience Store was open I'd pop in and buy you a cake. I hear Red Velvet is their specialty!
posted by Teresa | 4:56 AM
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Happy 18th Birthday Adrian!!!
I have seen no change in him!
He may be legal, but he's still a big game nerd!
The only difference is that he can now buy games that are rated M [Mature] and movies that are rated R without asking me to do it!
You mean he would actually get carded for videos and games? HA HA HA HA HA!
Of course now that you are an adult male you will at some point in your life visit the nudie bar. Stuff enough dollars down a woman's G-string and maybe you'll get a lap dance. Heck, if you want to drool over naked woman just buy a Playboy. It's cheaper and as Aunty Teresa would say "less STD's per square foot".
Ya got that right. And if that's not enough to dissuade a young man from patronizing strip clubs, developing enough intelligence to realize he'll always leave broke and dissatisfied will help him confine his fascination with female nudity to the pages of Playboy.
Hustler is better...
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