Close Encounter of the Special Kind

I've seen this guy a couple of times in the Douglasville Independence Day parades. He is so...unusual...that I couldn't exactly figure out where he was coming from. Kids that saw him in the parade were entertained. A few rednecks just shook their heads and called him fruity. I met him last night at the skate park (I was on a quest for a helmet and pads) and now I see where he is coming from (sort of). He's "special." And apparently his talents extend to rollerblading. Amazing.