Lambo Dan
I passed 2nd grade this year amazingly. I've been waiting for Summer vacation since Summer vacation ended last year. My balloon's running out of helium. There's a new ice cream truck in our neighborhood and it has better ice cream but it's 50 cents higher. My favorite ice cream is that one that is ice cream with chocolate chunks inside. It's hard not dropping it because the spoon is flat and little. Did you know Daniel, me thought of everything I said while Mom typed it.
love,
DANIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Lisa | 10:06 PM
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Daniel,
My boys passed first grade this year (also amazingly). Do you have any advice for them for second grade? Before your balloon runs out of helium all the way (and while your mommy isn't looking), bite a small hole at the top of the balloon and suck out all the helium. It will make you talk like an alien. You should tell the ice cream man he should give you a military discount so you won't have to pay 50 cents more for the ice cream, even if it is better. I ask for a military discount everywhere I go and there are lots of times when I get to save money. The next time you get ice cream, you should try and eat the whole thing all at once so you don't drop any of it. And if you do drop it, don't worry about it, because I think there's a magic ingredient in ice cream that makes little boys invincible to germs... I think that explains why I'm still alive. Talk to you later man.
Your Cousin,
Dave
Dave, your children just have to be very nice to the teacher but don't have to work. My baloon ran out of helium all the way. My ice cream is tooooooooooooooooo c-c-cold-d-d-d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But i'm glad boys have that invincible power to germs...that's why i'm alive too.
your cousin,
Dan the crazy man
LMAO! You ain't kidding about the boy germs. If it's candy or ice cream, kids will eat no matter what shape it's in or where it's been.
Mr. Daniel forgot to mention how much trouble he has gotten in because of that theory. Or the fact that his mean old Mamma got a healty stash of the school work he "didn't have to do" that He'll be working on this summer.
If ice-cream makes boys invincible to germs, then the world as we know it is OVER.
Naw, the world ain't over. Little boys will grow up to be big boys and chase the big girls - there in lies your power. Mwahaha!
BTW Dave, he tried but he didn't get the military discount. Maybe we should try for the Jerry's Kids discount. I think I'd qualify!
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