Lea Anna Vs the Jaguar

Sheba started barking at some large shadowy shape that was rustling in the brush yesterday evening. No one could see what it was other than it was large, noisy and dark. Lea Anna is now convinced it was a jaguar. Never mind that there is no jaguars in North America, yet alone in Tennessee. You can't convince her otherwise. I had to close and lock the bathroom window last night and stayed right by her side while she bathed because she was afraid it would jump in the window and eat her. It still wasn't enough. "But what if it COULD jump in the window?" "There are no jaguars in Tennessee, besides even there were it would eat Mommy first because she's bigger and is right by the window" "But what if it likes to eat little girls instead of Mommies?" "Lea Anna, there are no Jaguars in Tennessee" And on and on various jaguar scenarios went on into the night. And as for Daniel - he thinks he could kill it with the little one inch blade on his Swiss Army Knife. AGGGH!