My substitute teachers on CRACK!!!!!!

Crenshaw's rampant axing of classes has really pissed off alot of teachers and some of them decided to leave and now the school is in desperate need of replacment teachers or long term substitutes. I had no idea how deperate they were until today. My english teacher left ( though only for 2 days luckily) and as I walked into my class I saw a horrific sight: my substitute teacher was Mr. VELA ( insert overly dramatic dun-dun-duh) Last year I had him for 1 week in history- then he got fired. He was fired for teaching outside the state standards( he taught slavery which is a 6th grade standardin LAUSD), giving students information that was not true, and encouraging students not to do work in classes with white teachers. He was also a complete idiot that used big words incorrectly to make himself sound smart and he would make the dumbest claims (like his picnic refrence which ill talk about in a second, Jazzmin knows it!)
and say its right because he had knowledge (which he didn't pronounce right.)

So anyways, once the class settled downhe started doing what got him fired in the firstplace- teaching the same 6th grade standards he taught last year (slavery) and he ended up making pretty much the same absurd statments he madelast year as well. He started out by claiming that "black people who join the police force are syphoners of their own race, because the LAPD was established to blame innocent blacks of crimes the white man commited, keeping them free!" after a little more rambling he told us what our homework would be- to find a book ritten by a black author, and find out if the publishers white or black which will have something to do with tommorows lesson. He then showed a breif film about slavery, and then began making more absurd claims, like how the army hires blacks to use as human sheilds, and how there has never been a black pilot in history because the 'white man' wont let him fly, and he even went on to make the same picnic refrence after telling us why he never uses the word. He said Picnic is short for pic a nig, and in the south it meant Pick a nigger and hang him at the park for lunch. The whole class burst out laughing at the absurdity of his claims, and he got angry so he gave us a challenge to the people who think he's wrong and think he "don't have no knowledge" write a essay that proves him wrong! After class I talked to about 5 or so people from the calss and they're all doing the eassay as am I. So far I've just finished writinng about the tuskegee airmen of WW2 (The first black fighter pilots, and got the definition of picnic down so I'm almost finished. I personally cant wait to see the look on that idiots face tommorow when the whole class comes in with essays proving him wrong!
MWAHA HA HA!!


--------------------------UPDATE!--------------------------------------
Today he wasn't there, which sucks since all but 3 of the students (theres 26 people in the class) brought atleast a paragraph disputing something he said. Instead we had Mr. griffin which is a really good teacher. The class spent about 10 minuites ranting about the things he said and how stupid he was. He promised to talk to the principal at lunch about him. I'm glad to see him go (agian) but I'm sad he didn't get to see the many essays and paragraphs disputing his claims then see his reaction. Anyways tommorow my teacher will get back so theres no chance of vela coming for another day.