I've Been Cheating on You
Public admission of guilt: something else has been taking up a lot of my spare time. I still read every single post and comment, but I have fallen behind with the responses I'd like to leave (especially to my Jazzy niece and her not-silly sadness post). I'm sorry, and I'll try to do better, I promise.
If you're wondering where I've been, you can find out here.
posted by Teresa | 5:43 AM
7 Comments:
All is forgiven and Binder is super cute. He'll have no problem finding a "forever" home. Now for penance you must say three Hail Mary's and remove all the dandilions and wild onions from my lawn.
Um, well, given the price of gas the cost of getting to Greenbrier would be excessively punitive, don't you think? Plus what would I do with the three dogs? I think if your problem were squirrels and chipmunks it'd be a more reasonable penance.
BTW, when I was looking up how to help you and Amanda with your wild onions the one treatment that was repeated as successful in several spots I checked was Roundup. But the people didn't just spray it on. They saturated the buggers, donned rubber gloves, and pretty much shampooed the crap into the wild onions. What a pain, but you're not supposed to have to repeat the treatment for a couple of years if you get 'em all.
I've got it all figured out - they're housebroken, I'll fix a doggy room in the basement or one of the kids rooms for night time(they won't mind, It'd give them an excuse to watch Cartoon Network all night) And I even have the gas money figured out - Gary, Daniel and Lea Anna will have to get a job! Now we'd have gas money, new TALL fence money so we can let the dogs out to chase squirrels and do other doggy things (by the way, will any of your dogs eat Sheba?). No wait, not Gary. Then we'd have to put the kids in daycare where they'd catch the plague on a weekly basis. Just hang in there - I'm working on a plan B.
We just paid our retired neighbor to come over with his tractor & industrial size sprayer- He drives & the tank lets out a mist of whatever chemicals he puts in there... Weed killer this week, fertilizer next. I think the lawn is starting to look pretty good now :)
Uh, yeah Lisa...just let me know about that Plan B.
Plan B is I hit the lottery, then I could even afford gas, a new fence, AND the nice coral glass mosaic tiles I've been drooling over for the bathroom! See Sis - I got everything all worked out.
Okay. Just let me know when you hit it. And no, none of the dogs will eat Sheba. If Oreo had stuck around - different story :-o
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