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Sunday, September 18, 2005

My Lil' Ol' Town

And in the news - radical possums staged a sit in at the steps of Goodlettsville City Hall, claiming inequality and marsupial bias and demanding that their human oppressors leave the lids off their trash cans as their poor little paws have been getting strained lifting the heavy lids. They also demanded a truckload of Little Debbies nutty bars. Ok, so the possum story is a fabrication but lack of sleep is making me weird.
Daniel is once again getting in trouble in school. He keeps making various odd noises in class. Wednesday it was whistling and topped off with a loud belch. I forget what it was the rest of the week. Thursday was the only day he did good. I've tried every form of discipline I can think of but the boy can't be quiet to save his life. It's going to be a long, long school year.
Daniel and Lea Anna helped me make cookies yesterday. Lea Anna kept trying to eat the brown sugar and it was a major struggle to actually get the chocolate chips into the cookie dough, but we had fun. She wouldn't eat the cookies though. Last week I made them peanut butter cookies and they came out good too, but she wouldn't eat those either. I guess she just likes store bought. You can never really figure toddlers out. They are beautiful, inspirational, joyous, and quite strange little bitty things.
Jazzmin is having a little trouble registering at NHS. Technically your parent is supposed to register you, but she is 18. Apparently the school didn't know how to deal with that so they are going to check on it and get back with her. Bureaucracy at it's finest. She has her bus pass so she's mobile, and likes her job at JoAnns.
Here's something funny that happened at one of the Nashville area motor vehicles dept. - This guy had just finished his drivers test when the instructor told him to pull in the parking area and apparently got his gas and brake mixed up, and you guessed it - He drove through the brick wall and into the testing station. LMAO! Obviously he did not pass.

5 Comments:

Blogger Dave said...

discipline comes easily with physical training. teach daniel how to do the push-up and the flutter-kick, then every time he gets in trouble, make him exercise until he reaches muscle failure. i don't think dfcs can say anything about using exercise as punishment, so you can smoke him until he's begging for a spanking. if it works for privates, it should definitely work for kids.

Sun Sep 18, 02:12:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Lisa said...

It's funny you mentioned push ups and flutter kicks because Gary and I were joking that we needed to send him to boot camp. I wouldn't go as far as muscle failure because it is dangerous in a kid that young. I'm also tempted to sew his darn lips shut, but I think that qualifies as child abuse. My sewing sucks anyway.

Sun Sep 18, 02:48:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Teresa said...

Maybe he just has Tourette's Syndrome and can't help himself.

Sun Sep 18, 03:39:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Jonna said...

Maybe he will grow out of it. Remember what a little rascal Adrian was and now he is just the sweetest thing.

Sun Sep 18, 07:09:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Scarecrobot said...

HA HA HA! LMFAO that sh**s funny! I bet Daniel's gonna be the class clown in high school... Who punishes a kid because they burp anyway...damn teachers...I'll be the other kids loved it...

That would be funny if Daniel had tourette's...HA! It's not like I gotta live with him!

Tue Sep 20, 02:20:00 PM 2005  

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