Life in Americas armpit (aka Los Angeles)

The main thing happening out here involves the terminator. He's made it official that he plans to run for governor of california a second time which comes as a surprise since about 99.9% of california HATES him. The reason is he constantly attempted to cut school budgets, medicare, police & firefighter budgets and death benifits for the ones killed in action, Hes also accepted private intrest money.

The other news involves Reggie the alligator that has been evading the croc catchers for 2 months now. Anyways Reggie (Which happens to be the worst name for an alligator in existence)has become an Urban legend round these parts and has become a symbol for those who are trying to evade "The Man," and a popular blog name , as well as a merchandising symbol. Earlier this week a colorado man announced that he had caught him. At that announcement people began to cry into their Reggie the alligator shirts, "The Man" caught and arrested the demoralized evaders, people on Reggie blogs wrote messages which included no's with up to 50 O's, and the men selling reggie keychains hats and posters cleared off their tables, put them in their vans and drove off. Yes many people were dissapointed at this announcement myself included, but no. He was not captured as we all thought. The colorado man made the announcment for publicity and is currently facing charges for illegal impersinaton (or something like that.) At that announcment people wiped tears away en masse, The remoralized evader kicked "The Man"in his groin and ran off before being put in the patrol car, Reggie blogs members were once agian active, and the man with the van came back with tables filled with Reggie slippers, jeans and handbags.

Due to a storm system somewhere out in the pacific californias beaches are having HUGE swells which is attracting surfers from all around the country coming to try to hang ten. Because of the excess of surfers splashing around I'm excpecting to turn the news on anyday now and see limbs and surfboard peices flying out the water with people screaming shark.