Happy B-Day, Big Head!
On this day nine years ago, Leya Deickman was born. I don't know too much about her birthday, but in today's paper it said that she would meet an exciting "new someone," but she would have to be the one to make the first move. I'm about to call Luby and have her zip-tie Leya to the commode and serve her meals in the bathroom for the next nine years. We got Leya a Nintendo DS and some Hannah Montana hibbedy jibbedy, but she opened that along with a few other presents on the way down to Florida. I told her the next present she opens early is going to wind up being a box of beat-downs... she thought I was playing.
We're still grinding out here and trying to find a day off somewhere, but I'm managing to call home just about every day. Aside from lunch and dinner, calling home is how I've been making the days go by. Before long, I'll be home on R&R, then I'll be home for good... until next rotation. Until next time...
Private Major of The Army
David A. Wheeler Sr.
posted by Dave | 12:20 PM
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Glad I didn't contribute to the delinquency of a birthday girl by sending presents she could open early. It was all part of the plan, of course.
Happy Birthday, Leya!
HOOPY BOODAY!!!!
Happy Birthday Leya!
Dave, tying her to the toilet is bit extreme. She'll probably end up a nutcase when it's all said and done. I do think anyone who wants to date our girls (and boys - Y'all aren't allowed to date hootchies) should first beforced to submit to a thorough background test, drug test and psychological exam, and a lie detector test. If they pass, they can date but only with an armed escort (sitting at all times in between the dating couple). If they fail they'll immediately be bound, gagged and dumped in some thirld world foreign country. Oh yeah, and maybe we'll also secretly install tracking chips on them to make sure they aren't hanging with any unauthorized persons.
hear hear... i second this motion. anyone else??
Damn...that's a great plan. Wish I'd implemented it when Amanda and David were teenagers!
I think it was Mom who told me that when they had school dances the chaperones would walk around with a flashlight, and they had to be able to see the light between a dancing couple or they were deemed to be dancing too close. That's not a bad idea, either.
Yes, and if this plan don't work we can still use the beat downs!
They do have cell phones with GPS so you can track them. For a couple of years the boys had fear of Ryan hurting them if they messed with Caitlin but he's been gone 4 years so Caitlin had to take up for herself. She did have to jack slap (arm fully extended and pulled back for full force) a boy for touching her where he shouldn't.
Way to go Catie! Leya, take note. You know what to do if any boys give you trouble.
This is Leya. Thank you, I love you all. And I agree. Grandma T I want to have my own blogger name so I can write too. BYE!
The occasional four letter word doesn't bother me, but this is a family blog and some of us don't want to hear about butt plugs. Does anyone really want to have to explain that to a nine year old girl? Or am I just being old fashioned?
Old fashioned? Not really. I found out the hard way "butt plug" is slang for a flash drive. Surely the could have come in better nick name.
Its common usage has nothing to do with a flash drive. Google the phrase and you'll see.
I don't think Janet is being old fashioned at all. This is a family blog and a pretty cool one most of the time. While the little ones don't necessarily read the text they should be able to look at pictures and whatever else we post here without being prematurely "educated." Some things you might post would find a better audience on a My Space page. If it's not directly about what's going on with you and it'd qualify for a rating of PG-13 or worse, put it on My Space.
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