Frozen Poop is Easier to Scoop!
No snow here, but it is a very frosty morning out. Frozen grass, frozen ground, frozen dog poop!
Two of the country's foremost experts on the duration of winter (General Beauregard Lee and Punxsutawny Phil) agreed yesterday that we will have an early spring. This is good news, however government meteorologists disagree. Something about El NiƱo dissipating. Not sure who I should trust: the government or a couple of celebrity rodents.
Groundhogs aren't the only ones getting attention on February 2nd - at least not around here. Zipper the Bichon, as well as Christina the Lovely (Brian's eldest) were born on the 2nd. I don't know about Zipper, but I heard Christina celebrated by working at Chick-fil-A until 10:30 p.m., after which her dad treated her and her brother and sister to ice cream cake before sending them all to bed. Brian said the daily floggings were withheld in honor of Christina's birthday.
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Hey, I trust Zipper and Punxsatawny Phil as much as the weatherman. So when the hell are we going to get the global warming Al Gore has been ranting about?!
Ummm...Lisa? Zipper is a dog, not a groundhog!
I know - She's Mandy's little puffball, right?
Who the hell is Christina???
Jazzmin, could you please be a little more obnoxious?
BTW, you'd know the answer to that question if you a) read the original post and/or b) didn't have messed up flights, etc., that would have helped your mom to bring y'all down for the holidays.
Love,
Auntie Teresa
(who can be even more obnoxious than you if necessary)
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