Christmas Fun

My department held our annual White Elephant gift exchange today. It was a blast, as usual. A few of the more interesting gifts that circulated were an autographed picture along with a certificate of authenticity of one of the employees(this is the third year it showed up, and no doubt we'll see it again!), a huge bar of two toned soap that said "front" on the white side and "a**" on the brown side, and a very tacky denim moo moo. My big haul for the event? Three packs of toilet paper! I think my coworkers are a bit warped, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.